13 3 / 2012
if you say “bloody cory” 3 times in the mirror cory will be in your house
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12 3 / 2012
These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS
THIS IS A VEGETABLE
BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA
These are chips
and these are chips too
That is all.
who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk
you win this round, canada.
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08 3 / 2012
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08 3 / 2012
If you don’t reblog this, you’re heartless.
This man was born with glass bones and paper skin.
Every morning he breaks his legs, and every afternoon he breaks his arms.
At night, he lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep.
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03 3 / 2012
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